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Yuffie/Vincent- Bad Sense Of Humor

Title: Bad Sense Of Humor
Author/Artist: butterflys_fics
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing: Vincent Valentine/Yuffie Kisaragi
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters.
Prompt Table: 2
Prompt: #8- Pickle (25_foods)
Warnings: Some semi crude humor.
Word Count: 256

It had been Tifa’s idea to have a picnic with everyone from both AVALANCHE and ShinRa. Yuffie knew it was because Tifa had been dating Rude- in secret of course- for about three months. (The only reason that Yuffie knew that was because she accidentally walked in on them while they were having sex one day, which of course, made Yuffie unable to look her friend in the face for over a month.)

Yuffie sat at one of the tables with Vincent, Reno and Cid, munching thoughtfully on her salad. Not to far from them Rude and Tifa were sitting together, talking quietly.

Reno laughed. “Rude is gettin’ a backbone, yo.”

Vincent looked at him curiously, then looked away again, arching an eyebrow at Yuffie who merely shrugged. She didn’t understand Reno any better than Vincent himself. Instead of trying to figure him out she shrugged, munching on the pickle that sat on her plate.

Reno scrunched up his nose, sticking his tongue out at her. “How can you eat those things?”

Yuffie shrugged, placing the food back on her plate. “I like pickles.”

“I’ll bet you do.” Reno winked over at Vincent, snickering softly.

Yuffie narrowed her eyes, raising her tiny frame from the table. “Reno?”



Reno blinked at him, then stood up as well, taking off running, Yuffie’s chasing after him on her much shorter legs.

Cid laughed, looking over at Vincent. “How do ya handle living with her?”

Vincent sighed, drumming his fingers on the table. “A great deal of patience.”
Tags: 25_foods, vincent, vincent/yuffie, yuffie, yuffie/vincent
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